INFINITE AUTO-SCALING BUILT IN
ZERO INFRASTRUCTURE MANAGEMENT
DESIGNED FOR STARTUP FOUNDERS
BUILT FOR PRODUCT MANAGERS
PRODUCTION-GRADE BY DEFAULT
DEFINE THE PROBLEM — AI DOES THE REST
DEPLOY IN HOURS NOT MONTHS
ROBUSTNESS & SECURITY BY DEFAULT
INFINITE AUTO-SCALING BUILT IN
ZERO INFRASTRUCTURE MANAGEMENT
DESIGNED FOR STARTUP FOUNDERS
BUILT FOR PRODUCT MANAGERS
PRODUCTION-GRADE BY DEFAULT
DEFINE THE PROBLEM — AI DOES THE REST
DEPLOY IN HOURS NOT MONTHS
ROBUSTNESS & SECURITY BY DEFAULT
YOUR PROCESS.
SHIP TODAY._

safe. accurate and scalable.

Define it clearly. Distenka builds, deploys, and scales it.

INSIDE THE MACHINE

PRODUCTION-GRADE TOOLING.
REAL-TIME MONITORING.

From process definition to live execution — every layer is observable, auditable, and under your control.

console.distenka.ai › observe › console
LIVE FEED
SYS › OBSERVE › CONSOLE
LIVE FEED
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⚡ OBSERVABILITY
Active Silos
9
/ 9 TOTAL
⊟
Total Activations
247
ACROSS ALL SILOS
⚡
Cluster Status
1
ORLEANS CLUSTER ACTIVE
∧
#NODE ADDRESSSTATUSCPU LOADMEMORY (MB)ACTIVATIONS
01 10.244.4.236:11111 :8841EPOCH ACTIVE
11.3%
31.0 28
02 10.244.4.229:11111 :8841EPOCH ACTIVE
9.1%
24.1 31
03 10.244.4.238:11111 :8841EPOCH ACTIVE
14.7%
38.3 19
04 10.244.4.241:11111 :8841EPOCH ACTIVE
7.2%
19.8 42
console.distenka.ai › processors
LIVE FEED
⊙ PROCESSORS
PLUGIN REGISTRY 3 ENTRIES FOUND
NAMESTATUSAUTHORCREATED ATCONFIG JSON
CRM-Sync-Pipeline .3.1.0 .nupkg
NUGET PACKAGE
ACTIVE
K
Karim Fahmy
Mar 15, 2026 09:14
{"processorId":"ax9rnfuaclf","co...
⧉
ETL-Customer-Loyalty .2.0.0 .nupkg
NUGET PACKAGE
ACTIVE
K
Karim Fahmy
Mar 08, 2026 23:25
{"processorId":"pq5rnfuaclf","co...
⧉
Invoice-Reconcile .1.4.2 .nupkg
NUGET PACKAGE
ACTIVE
S
Sara Helmy
Feb 22, 2026 14:40
{"processorId":"ya8lx9sfpqz","co...
⧉
console.distenka.ai › runs
LIVE FEED
EXECUTION RUNS 15 RUNS
> FILTER...
RUN IDSTATUSPROCESSDUR
84ekdgctnx3
ARCHIVED
COMPLETED
CustomerLoyaltyProcess
16s
7txmr2pl_k9
ARCHIVED
COMPLETED
SyncContactsProcess
22s
q2nz_8wvp1s
LIVE
RUNNING
ReconcileMonthlyProcess
0s
sd2vp3wkg_i
ARCHIVED
COMPLETED
CustomerLoyaltyProcess
15s
i1_k06_d31j
ARCHIVED
COMPLETED
CustomerLoyaltyProcess
17s
RUN DETAILS
RUN ID
84ekdgctnx3
PROCESS
CustomerLoyaltyProcess
STATUS
COMPLETED
100% 16s
CPU
0%
MEMORY
0%
PLUGIN
ETL-Customer-Loyalty
EXECUTION LOG
11:52:59>Running ETL_Customer_Loyalty.CustomerLoyaltyProcess+1s
11:52:59>Initializing...Success+1s
11:52:59>Getting items...Success+1s
11:53:00>Processing items:: 0% → 100%+2.1s
11:53:14>1 loyalty score calculated — #ORD0041, ORD0042, ORD0043+16.2s
11:53:14>Finalizing...Success+16.2s
11:53:14>Processor SUCCESSFUL+16.2s

THE HARDEST PART IS
CLARITY, NOT CODE

FIELD REPORT · CLICK TO OPEN
PRODUCT MANAGER · SAN FRANCISCO

DELIVERY ZONE INTELLIGENCE

Needed to know how spread out SF delivery addresses were — using real road distance, not straight-line. Every option needed a paid plan.

CSV of coordinates in
OSRM calculates real road distances
Avg, median, max out

Defined the process. Carrier contract renegotiated by end of day.

FIELD REPORT · CLICK TO OPEN
MANAGING DIRECTOR · ACCELERATOR

DEAL FLOW SCORER

400 applications per batch. Two partners. Three days of spreadsheet hell. Defined the scoring rubric. AI built the pipeline.

CSV export from application form
Scores founder, traction, clarity
Top-10 shortlist posted to Slack

400 applications reviewed. Top-10 shortlist in 47 minutes.

FIELD REPORT · CLICK TO OPEN
HEAD OF GROWTH · B2B STARTUP

OUTREACH SEQUENCE ENGINE

Cold outreach from a spreadsheet and Gmail. No tracking, no personalisation. Sales tools wanted $400/month for features we'd use 20% of.

CSV of prospects in
Renders personalised email per row
Sends via SendGrid, logs open + click

847 emails. 31% open rate. 38 demos booked. Zero SaaS subscriptions.

IDEA → DEPLOYED PROCESS
IN THREE STEPS

01
📋
DEFINE YOUR PROCESS

Write what your business process does in plain language. Define inputs, outputs, rules, and edge cases. No coding needed. Product clarity is the only skill required. You are the PM. AI is the team.

02
🤖
AI BUILDS & TESTS

Distenka's AI Agent generates production-grade code, wires infrastructure, configures auto-scaling, and runs automated tests against your spec. Reviewed and deployment-ready. Zero DevOps on your end.

03
⚡
DEPLOY & SCALE FOREVER

Your process goes live in a secure, fully managed serverless environment. Auto-scales to zero cost when idle, to infinite demand under load. Monitor from your dashboard. No ops team. Ever.

FROM THE BUILDER COMMUNITY ON X

SHIPPING
TODAY

AK
AHMED K.
@ahmedkfounder
MAR 5
"Taught me the same lesson."

When you clearly define the problem, AI executes remarkably well. Used @distenka to ship our onboarding pipeline. Defined spec Tuesday. Production Wednesday noon. No engineers. No sprint. #buildinpublic

SOLO FOUNDERNO ENG TEAM
NR
NINA R.
@ninarunsstartups
FEB 28

shipped my first automated process without writing a single line of code.

3 hours total: defined the flow → @distenka AI deployed it serverless.

non-tech founders: you don't need a CTO. you need clarity.

ZERO CODE3 HOURS
MO
MARCUS O.
@marcosbuilds
MAR 1

our ops team was bottlenecked waiting on dev sprints. tried @distenka for a CSV reconciliation process. wrote the spec in a doc. deployed in 4 hours. finance is happy. dev team is happy. i'm happy. #aiforops

OPSAUTOMATION
LS
LENA S.
@lenascales
FEB 22

the ROI conversation with my CEO took 2 minutes.

"how long did it take?" — one afternoon.
"what would it have cost in eng hours?" — $8k minimum.

@distenka just became a line item in our budget. #startuplife

ROISTARTUP
AK
AHMED K.
@ahmedkfounder
MAR 5

When you clearly define the problem, AI executes remarkably well. Used @distenka to ship our onboarding pipeline. Defined spec Tuesday. Production Wednesday noon. #buildinpublic

SOLO FOUNDER
NR
NINA R.
@ninarunsstartups
FEB 28

3 hours total: defined the flow → @distenka AI deployed it serverless. non-tech founders: you don't need a CTO. you need clarity.

ZERO CODE
MO
MARCUS O.
@marcosbuilds
MAR 1

wrote the spec in a doc. deployed in 4 hours. finance is happy. dev team is happy. @distenka #aiforops

OPS
LS
LENA S.
@lenascales
FEB 22

@distenka just became a line item in our budget. ROI conversation took 2 minutes.

ROI
SM
SARAH M.
@sarahbuilds_sf
MAR 8

not a developer. built a delivery distance calculator in one afternoon using @distenka. what would've taken 2 engineering weeks.

the hardest part? writing a clear spec. that's it.

PMNON-TECH
JP
JAMES P.
@jpmbuilder · PM lead
FEB 20

used to spend 80% of my time as a PM waiting on eng bandwidth.

now i use @distenka to prototype and ship processes myself. my team focuses on harder problems.

the game changed. #aiforpms

AI FOR PMS
TW
THOMAS W.
@thomasw_ops
MAR 10

my SaaS has a 3-person team. we move fast because we're not spending weekends on glue code.

@distenka handles the plumbing. we handle the product. that's the deal. #indiedev

SAASSMALL TEAM
RK
RIYA K.
@riyabuildsfast
MAR 3

i've been a product lead for 7 years and this is the first tool that actually closes the gap between what i imagine and what gets deployed.

no more spec → sprint → ticket → wait. @distenka is it.

PRODUCT LEAD
SM
SARAH M.
@sarahbuilds_sf
MAR 8

not a developer. built a delivery distance calculator in one afternoon using @distenka. the hardest part? writing a clear spec.

PMNON-TECH
JP
JAMES P.
@jpmbuilder
FEB 20

now i use @distenka to prototype and ship processes myself. the game changed. #aiforpms

AI FOR PMS
TW
THOMAS W.
@thomasw_ops
MAR 10

@distenka handles the plumbing. 3-person team moving as fast as a 10-person eng org. #indiedev

SAAS
RK
RIYA K.
@riyabuildsfast
MAR 3

no more spec → sprint → ticket → wait. @distenka is it.

PRODUCT LEAD
BH
BEN H.
@benbuilds_eu
MAR 7

europe-based ops lead. compliance slows everything. @distenka let us describe the constraints in the spec. AI handled the logic. auditors actually liked the output. never seen that before.

COMPLIANCEEU OPS
CF
CLAIRE F.
@clairefoundsit
MAR 12

bootstrapped. no runway for a backend team.

what @distenka unlocked: i can ship features that would require 2 engineers. the unit economics of a solo founder just changed permanently. #bootstrapped

BOOTSTRAPPED
DV
DAVE V.
@dvops
FEB 18

week 1 with @distenka:
→ killed 3 Zapier workflows that kept breaking
→ replaced a cron job someone wrote in 2019
→ shipped a new reporting pipeline

this is what replacing legacy infra feels like. #devops

DEVOPSLEGACY KILL
PG
PRIYA G.
@priyagrowthhq
MAR 2

growth team doesn't wait on infra anymore.

we run our own data enrichment pipelines, lead scoring, and weekly digest automation. all via @distenka. all built by non-devs. #growthhacking

GROWTHNO-CODE
BH
BEN H.
@benbuilds_eu
MAR 7

compliance slows everything. @distenka let us describe the constraints in the spec. auditors actually liked the output.

COMPLIANCE
CF
CLAIRE F.
@clairefoundsit
MAR 12

what @distenka unlocked: i can ship features that would require 2 engineers. the unit economics of a solo founder just changed permanently.

BOOTSTRAPPED
DV
DAVE V.
@dvops
FEB 18

week 1 with @distenka: killed 3 Zapier workflows, replaced a cron job from 2019, shipped a new reporting pipeline. #devops

DEVOPS
PG
PRIYA G.
@priyagrowthhq
MAR 2

growth team runs data enrichment, lead scoring, and weekly digest automation via @distenka. all built by non-devs. #growthhacking

GROWTH